How Retarded Am I?

So i left off writing how I was invited to go to this girls house to drink. It was quite random b/c i only worked with this girl twice and she just quit, so i was really surprised she wanted me to come over. but whatever. I took a cab there, i dont know why, well i do. she said she would pay for it as soon as i called her when i got there, she lives pretty close to me. 133rd st. i live on 116th st. but my phone isnt really working right now. i can recieve calls but i can call out, so i get there and was like fuck, i cant call her, so i paid for it myself.

Anyways so i get there and she lives in this small little apt. with her husband and daughter who is almost 4 years old, shes this SUPER cute little hispanic girl. I wanted to eat her.
the girl i work with, well i cant really pronounce her name or spell it, its like Ysaurio or something, but the Y is silent and sounds like a J. whatev. Then like 5 guys come into the little apt. it was like her brothers, brother, sisters cousin like that.....they bring Lots of alcohol. They were so hospitable and nice to me, i loved them. They handed me a Corona, drank that like water. Then made me this really yummy drink and Im so stupid that I never thought to drink it.
Vodka with cranberry and orange juice. how come ive Never made that, its delicious and turns a really pretty color. My new favorite drink.

blah blah blah. we watch Jackass 2, that movie is crazy and pretty funny. I play with her little girl. who i love. I want a little daughter, i love kids. I want one...not now though.

they order pizza, i eat. the men leave for a bit. then there was this girl there, she was Beautiful. long black hair, big brown eyes, pretty skin, anyways she was 18 but super cool and into my style, we blabbed and blabbed and became good friends and exchanged phone numbers.
and we kept drinking and drinking. i wanted to Dance.

the men come back with MORE pizza, oh gosh...pizza. i NEVER eat it here, which is crazy. I dont really eat that much here, im too poor, but dont worry im still a fattie.

I finally leave pretty early at like 10pm to meet my roomie at home, she wants to watch a movie, i love my roomie shes amazing and its unbelievable how great we get along. its crazy.

so my ex-co worker decides to have her husbands brother walk me to the subway station and i was like ok...and he told me he has a crush on me and he tries to kiss me and im like "whoa" maybe next time and walk the rest of the way by myself.

This is where i am retarded... if you're wondering...wheres the retarded part?

So im drunky and i get to the subway and sit next to these two guys and for a spilt milisecond i saw a baggie in his palm, i thought... oo drugs.. so i start talking to them and we blab and then the train comes we go into the same one and keep talking and i decide to invite these two random guys back to my house to smoke and drink. I dont know WHY. oops.

we had to walk for while and i found out one is 18 and one is 20, they were really funny. ones name was JT but i kept calling him JTT like Jonathan Taylor Thomas, he was this big fat hispanic, but i thought he looked asian or something else, and he friend was this skinny other guy who i kept forgetting his name. we got to my house and im like "hallie i have two guests!" the whole time she thought i knew them from work, oops.
We smoke this huge blunt and i serve wine and for some reason they had a bag of unpopped popcorn in there pocket, we eat popcorn. i was acting like a fool. they prbly thought I was the Crazy One. i play music and i dance. they watch me like im retarded. we blab and blab, hallie is confused.
I dont even know what was happening.
We finally kick them out by 12:30. i am feeling good.
we exchange numbers.
I pass out.

Oh my, oh me.

happy presidents day.
barf.

I want this outfit, actually i want the pants. who wants to buy it for me?