12 girls, a bitch, and a sex swing

So I would post pictures butt my dumb ass lost my camera battery, I don't know how, but atleast I have my camera. So soon I will have pictures up. I'll probably get bored of this soon. I dont know if I really believe in the whole blog thing, we'll see.

Yesterday I went to happy hour at this yummy place, that i want to take all of you to. Its not really that great, i just really liked the happy hour. Im IN LOVE with happy hours. $3.50 for all drinks. So my roomie Hallie and I get all dressed up and cute and go to Chef Yu's at 5pm. We start drinking. there was 12 girls all together, we had a huge party, we were loud, drunk, and hungry for alcohol.

This is what I drank:

3 Long Island Ice Teas

2 Tequila Sunrises

1 White Russian

i know it seems like a lot, but i dont think the drinks were That strong. One girl was trashed and passing out on the couch and I was mooching food off everyones plates.

So we were all drunk by 8pm, which is when happy hour ended. we all spilt and go to another bar where I get in a fight with a Bitch girl, who was part of the big group.

It was buy one get one free drinks at this bar. It was big with 2 big dance floors and a huge bench looking swing in the middle of the dance floor. Hence, I decided to call it the Sex Swing, it really wasn't but i made everyone believe it was.

Back to the bitch girl. I was watching the bartender pour my drink and she barely put any in both my Cranberry vodkas ( i dont even know why i was drinking still) and i said really nice (b/c you all know im not that big of a bitch) "i watched you pour the vodka, can you put some more" she said she just started bartending and sorry...See I knew it. well this bitch girl was like "why are u giving her such a hard time" and blah blah. and i was im not and tried explaining myself, she kept interupting me and then i got pissed, we started bitching at eachother and i was sure a cat fight or whatever you want to call it was about to start, but then Hallie came and broke it up. But man she got my water boiling, which rarely happens....

So i drink and blab and i found out this morning..well. i guess i made out with some random (hallie says he was hot) chocolate man. oops...on the sex swing and we then ran out. I never remember my subway rides home.

Then we go to the corner store where there was a kitty cat, and we buy junk food and Hallie said i wouldnt put the cat down and i asked the store guy if i could have it, he said i can have a kitten. then i started whining and Hallie had to force me out, where then my drunk ass decides to finish off all the liquor in the freezer, there was about a shot left in each bottle.

I finish off

vodka

whiskey

gin

I took one shot of each drink mixing it with real natural bitter cranberry juice.

I then sit in a chair and start crying about missing my cat Ares, back home.

I then ran into the bathroom and call Bob, then later on texting him how much I miss him and how I want to fuck him..oops. drunk dirty text messages.

then I talk to Blake, this guy named DQ, dont know why I called HIM, and blake again. Drunk dial Jenna, and i talked to jennifer dont remember what we talked about.

End of the night I am laying on the kitchen and Hallie is trying to get me up, I wouldn't.

I pass out in my bed.

Oh Valentines Day.