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Holy Cow. My Vaginas on Fire. Water is coming out my butthole. I have fisheyes and I need a drink, my head is boiling. 

(Those were the words of Ms. Melissa Cromwell) 

Today Kim Cattrall from Sex in the City came to my work today.

Samantha the slutty one.

it was the weirdest/coolest thing. shes one of my favs. plus i just saw the movie last night....

i felt like i was tripping when she came walking up the stairs...she came in took off her sunglasses and was like "hi howare you" i was like (in my head) oh my gosh... i felt like i was watching the movie or the tv show. it was a weird sort of surreal moment.

Now I really know I am living the New York Life....haha.

she wanted to consign her clothes. 

i fucking loved the movie. shut up. im cheesy. but i loved it. so SUCK IT!

i laughed and cried and pooped. 

so edmond and tonia moved in. its one full house minus Danny Tanner oh and DJ Tanner. 

"Woooowwww" jenna's mom says to Pee Wee Herman.

life is busy. full of lots of hotness...ooo baby.

im going to the beach tomarrow.

i might get this coolio internship.

For those who care..Bob and I broke up so im on the market again!!! haha

Neesa's back in the game...oops

I want money.

I cant wait until July. Jenna is coming and Jennifer and Blake. All my favorite people in the world except im missing Ilenia and Sally...!!!

I need a real person job

I want to TraVEL.

I want to move to a beautiful island.

I want a hottie boyfriend.

I want PASSION

I NEED PASSION

I want cheese.

i love you all. ill try to update more often...

kisses and fans..