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JENNAS BOYFRIENDS

daaaaarrrrr

WOW I posted two days in a Row

I really like this video and this song.

it makes me want to dance and drink.
with my girls...
Potato and Tomato

New, Old, and More to Cum

Sunday after work I was walking around the upper east side and saw this awesome dresser someone was throwing out. I got SO excited b/c ive been living out of my luggage for 2 months now..ive left my luggage (which consists of 5) around my room and living room. so i was in desperate need. So this is what i did. I flagged a SUV taxi and thought oh man maybe it will fit. i hopped in the taxi and looked around i said to the driver i dont think a dresser can fit in here and made him stop, i hopped out as this family of 4 was flagging my taxi down. as i got out this pretty attractive guy said "hi" and i was in such a rush to get to the dresser i didnt really pay attention i was like "hi" real quick back. then the mystery man was like "the subway stop is over there" and i was like "oh im not lookin for that, im trying to flag down a Mini Van Taxi." so the guy decided he would help me and he got one for me and was like"have a great day, peace" as i was shutting the van door the guy just kept smiling at me and said, "by the way, you're beautiful." 

which was soo funny to me, b/c i looked crazy and hungover in a gross outfit.....whatever...

so i picked up the dresser, at first the driver just watched me try to drag the dresser, keyword..TRY, finally he helped me and i had him drive me all the way to Brooklyn, which all taxi drivers HATE. noone will drive you there, i always make someone though when im wastey.. 

then as i get to my apt. tonia comes to help, We live on the 5th floor..no elevator. sometimes that really SUCKS. but luckily the Super was there and his brother (who has the biggesst crush on me and cant speak a word of english) 

Side note: The super brother likes me so much that he comes over just to sit and stare at me in my living room, also one time he brought me sushi (he made b/c he works at a sushi restaurant) and one time melissa tried to translate what he was trying to say to me on the computer, (spanish to english) one of his sentences said "i love you, lets be financee"

What The Fuck. why do all the weirdo like me.

Ok so i got a free dresser! Then tonia and I sit outside on our stoop and all these little kids run up to us with a kitten. this kitten is super duper teeny weeny. they are throwing it around like its a toy. im a huge animal lover and i got freaked out so I asked to hold it. it was the size of my hand, but maybe smaller and black. it was attacked (the children say) by the father. one eye was closed and its tail was like chewed off. the super asked if i wanted it....i hesitated. Tonia, who wants a cat real bad, said no.... 

I took it. I had this feeling i had to.

i know that if i left it with the kids , it would have died....

im not sure if it will survive. tonia really likes it now. shes keeping it. shes taking it to the vet tomarrow. 

please let it live.

To a happier note:

Saturday nite I got escorted to my 5th floor apt. by a big black tall cop....Ooopsy.

i was so wastey he found me sitting on the floor in front of my apt. i dont really know exactly what happened. but Tonia said i buzzed in and when she opened the door i was all smiley and drunk and said, "Mr. Cop wanted to see if i got home ok!"

Mr. Cop said to Tonia, " I just wanted to make sure she got in ok, I think your friend had a little too much to drink.." oossppsy again.

I went dancing that night with a bunch of my girlfriends. it was tons of fun.

Last thursday night was so super fun.

I went to the free Crystal Castles show at Studio B in brooklyn. it was full of randomness and heavy drinking.

let me explain: so the show was free....no one really wanted to go with me becuase noone cool enough has heard of them....whatev....BUT george knew about them so we planned on going together. after work George and I meet at Union Square and rush over there. we walk and chug his gin and tonic in a flask and arrive to this humongo line that goes around and the side of the buidling. no fucking way we're going to get in. we stand in line forever making friends and then this is how life is funny.

i look over to the street for a second and see a taxi pull up and a guy get out. i recognize him. i yell heyyy (because I dont remember his name) he recognizes me too. it was this kid from Savannah...Chris. real cutie...fo sure. were acquainted thru people, parties, drinking, etc. Rarrr..

if he didnt see me, he would have NEVER got in. so he stands in line with us. then moments later more randomness.... We run into Ariel, Jonathan, and Will, all from Savannah, kids i havent seen in a while. Ariel is prbly the same or more crazy like me when it comes to boys and drinking...so we're getting closer and closer. and all of a sudden the BIG bouncer yells out "the line stops here, we're closing the DOORS!!" and guess what ....how funny it stops right in front of me. Ariel being crazy like i said, rushed into the crowd and is getting let in, i dont know what to do and then do the same. the girls behind us start yelling. "no fair, waht the fuck, they cut" the bouncer didnt see and yells at them "the Line stops here!" again.... Oopppsy.

Ariel and I get in. 

George, Jonathan, Chris, and Will...dont.

we ditched them. we got in and it was insane. crazy lights, crazy dancing. the drinks are 9.00!!! what the fuck. we drinnk.....no ice....pure alcohol. 

we dance. ariel ditches me for some random plaid boy. i drink.

i look over at one point and see...The boys!!

i get so happy. Crystal Castles comes on. im right in front with all the boys. everyone is smashing me. im like in a mosh pit. one of my shoes falls off. im like fuck it. theres no way in hell im going down to get them, unless i want to get smashed. then another shoe falls off.

fuck. im barefoot.

fuck.

im too into it until people start smashing me. i couldnt breathe. i get out.

i drink more...then i go to the restroom...barefoot.

i throw up.

i drink more.

i dance with random people.

barefoot.

the show ends. and im like lets keep drinking. this is where things are foggy. i take the boys to 2 bars....one where it reminds me of this one in savannah called Pinkies. the bartender is this 70 year old woman...named Rosemary. the second bar i take them to: you buy a beer you get a free whole pizza. we eat a lot. i guess i then decide to make out with Chris.

I take all the boys home....guess who sleeps in my bed....Oooopssy.

wait..only one... i meant. (geeez im not tthat slutty.)

eveyrone else passes out on the floor.

what a night.

Jenna comes in officially 8 days!!!!!! im so excited. we're going to kick some new york ass.

Jennifer and Blake come in like 20 days!!! or something.

im still doing my internship.

im still at my job, selling designer clothes.

still have a crush on my boss, still buy lots of yummy clothes.

im barely surviving with money.

im applying to jobs in Indonesia and Japan.

Im looking at schools.

ill explain more later.

love you all.

miss you all.

so much.

you guys are my home..

kisses and poo

I dont know..

what a man said to melissa to hit on Her.

"Damn gurl, is someone eating on your poo poo"?

Cheese Pussy Puffs

   

Holy Cow. My Vaginas on Fire. Water is coming out my butthole. I have fisheyes and I need a drink, my head is boiling. 

(Those were the words of Ms. Melissa Cromwell) 

Today Kim Cattrall from Sex in the City came to my work today.

Samantha the slutty one.

it was the weirdest/coolest thing. shes one of my favs. plus i just saw the movie last night....

i felt like i was tripping when she came walking up the stairs...she came in took off her sunglasses and was like "hi howare you" i was like (in my head) oh my gosh... i felt like i was watching the movie or the tv show. it was a weird sort of surreal moment.

Now I really know I am living the New York Life....haha.

she wanted to consign her clothes. 

i fucking loved the movie. shut up. im cheesy. but i loved it. so SUCK IT!

i laughed and cried and pooped. 

so edmond and tonia moved in. its one full house minus Danny Tanner oh and DJ Tanner. 

"Woooowwww" jenna's mom says to Pee Wee Herman.

life is busy. full of lots of hotness...ooo baby.

im going to the beach tomarrow.

i might get this coolio internship.

For those who care..Bob and I broke up so im on the market again!!! haha

Neesa's back in the game...oops

I want money.

I cant wait until July. Jenna is coming and Jennifer and Blake. All my favorite people in the world except im missing Ilenia and Sally...!!!

I need a real person job

I want to TraVEL.

I want to move to a beautiful island.

I want a hottie boyfriend.

I want PASSION

I NEED PASSION

I want cheese.

i love you all. ill try to update more often...

kisses and fans..